I Don't Procrastinate, I Delegate Things to My Future Self | Personalized Wooden Diary for Procrastinators | Funny Gifts

We all know that one person who swears they’ll get things done… just not today. Maybe that person is you. If so, congratulations! You’ve found your notebook.

📝 "I don’t procrastinate. I delegate things to my future self."
Relatable? Absolutely. Responsible? Debatable. But let’s be honest—some of our best work happens at the last minute, right?

For the Masters of Last-Minute Productivity

This wooden notebook isn’t just for anyone. It’s for:

✔ The student who studies best when the deadline is tomorrow morning.
✔ The office worker whose to-do list is just a long-term suggestion.
✔ The creative who waits for “inspiration” (aka, the final deadline).
✔ Anyone who believes “later” is always a valid timeframe.

It’s the ultimate anti-planner. Sure, you could use it to stay organized… or you could write down tasks and let your future self figure it out. Either way, it’s a fun, personalized addition to your desk.

Customized Just for You

✔ Deep Engraving – The design is carved permanently into real wood, just like your habit of putting things off.
✔ Name Personalization – Add your name or the name of your favorite procrastinator.
✔ Front & Back Cover Customization – Want to add a motivational quote? (Or a reminder to actually use the notebook?) We’ve got you.
✔ WhatsApp Preview – We send you a design preview before engraving, so you don’t accidentally forget about it.

A Gift That Will Be Opened… Eventually

🎁 Perfect for students, professionals, colleagues, or that one friend who’s always “getting to it.”
🎁 A funny desk essential for those who work best under pressure (aka, at the last minute).
🎁 A quirky, thoughtful gift that brings laughter—and maybe a little self-awareness.

💬 WhatsApp us at +91 6289495478 or E-mail us at hello@woodgeekstore.com to personalize yours.

🚀 Order now! (Or, you know… whenever you get around to it.)

Specifications

- Wooden hardcover notebook. 
- The regular notebook measures 18 x 13.5 cms & large notebook measures 24 x 15 cms.
- Regular & large notebooks contain 70 pages. 

 Considerations     

--This notebook is made from the natural wooden material. Expect variations in colour and wood grain texture. This is the characteristic of wood and makes each notebook unique. 

Step 1 - You upload your image and text

Step 2 - We share with you a digital preview via whatsapp/email for your approval

Step 3 - Once design is confirmed, it will be shipped out & delivered within 2-4 working days.

Domestic shipping & delivery (INDIA)
Shipping is free for order value of more than Rs.499.  Orders will be delivered within 2-4 working days,after we ship. You will receive tracking number for your package after the product is shipped out.

International shipping & delivery

We offer international shipping to most countries.The shipping charge is Rs.2500.
Delivery time is about 7-10 working days. You will receive tracking number for your package after you product is shipped out. 

The recipient is liable to pay any customs duty and local taxes applicable on the product. 

For any queries, whatsapp us at 6289495478 or email us at hello@woodgeekstore.com

We will issue a full refund if you request for cancellations before we iniate production of your order. Once production is complete, no refund will be initiated for custom engraved products.

If you receive a broken/damaged product, we will ship out a free replacement.